Your social battery’s dead, your phone’s on silent, and this hoodie is your new uniform. The “Call Me Antisocial But Please Don’t Call Me” Gildan hoodie pairs bold humor with fleece-lined comfort, making it the perfect statement for introverts, homebodies, and anyone allergic to small talk.
Made from a warm cotton-poly blend with a roomy front pocket and drawstring hood, this hoodie is made for cozy days in, quiet coffee runs, and pretending you didn’t see that incoming call.
✨ Product Features
Printed on Gildan hoodies—warm, soft, and built for everyday wear
Made with a cozy 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend with air jet yarn for reduced pilling
Double-lined hood and front pouch pocket for extra function and comfort
Ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex for a secure but flexible fit
Direct-to-garment printed for crisp, long-lasting graphics
Printed-to-order to reduce waste and overproduction
Note: Color may vary slightly due to screen settings and lighting
✨ Sizing + Fit
Unisex classic fit—structured but still comfortable
True to size for a standard hoodie fit
Size up 1–2 sizes for an oversized, streetwear-style vibe
