Soft on the outside, savage in spirit. The “Hex the Patriarchy” sweatshirt wraps you in warmth while your message slices through the silence. Equal parts witchy, cozy, and defiant—this pullover is for those who fight injustice and seasonal depression at the same time.
Made with a classic Gildan fit and ultra-comfy fleece lining, it’s your go-to for rituals, rebellion, or just reclaiming your damn peace. Add combat boots, coffee, and chaos as needed.
Let the hexing begin.
✨ Product Features
Printed on Gildan crewneck sweatshirts—classic fit, soft feel, and perfect for everyday layering
50% cotton / 50% polyester blend with a brushed interior for warmth and comfort
Durable and pill-resistant fleece made with air jet yarn
Ribbed cuffs and waistband for added structure
Direct-to-garment printed for vibrant color that won't crack or peel
Printed-to-order to reduce waste and overproduction
Note: Color may vary slightly due to screen settings and lighting
✨ Sizing + Fit
Unisex classic fit—a bit more structured than a relaxed fit
True to size for a standard fit
Size up 1–2 sizes for an oversized or ultra-cozy look
