Some crowns are just cheap gold spray paint. This “Hex the Wannabe King” tee is your low-key curse for anyone desperate to play ruler—especially the ones who never learned the difference between leadership and tantrums.
Wear it as a quiet spell against bloated egos, orange-tinted vanity, and fragile men who think the world owes them a throne. Because if the shoe fits (and the hair’s suspiciously synthetic), they should probably consider themselves hexed.
Printed in clean type on a soft, premium Bella + Canvas shirt, this design is a perfect blend of witchy humor and modern resistance. The retail fit flatters every body, and the breathable cotton feels as smooth as poetic justice.
✨ Product Features
Printed on Bella + Canvas 3001 tees—known for their smooth, buttery-soft feel and modern retail fit
Made with premium 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Lightweight fabric with a flattering drape that holds up wear after wear
Direct-to-garment print softens over time for that lived-in look
Printed-to-order to minimize waste and overproduction
Note: Color may vary slightly due to screen settings and lighting
✨ Sizing + Fit
Unisex retail fit—more structured than relaxed, but still comfy
Size down for a snug, fitted style
Size up 1–3 sizes for a laid-back or oversized aesthetic
