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Midnight Siren Co

i hate it here sweatshirt – Comfort Colors Sarcastic Minimalist Crewneck

i hate it here sweatshirt – Comfort Colors Sarcastic Minimalist Crewneck

Regular price $65.00 USD
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For days when subtlety isn’t the vibe. The “I Hate It Here” sweatshirt says it all in crisp typewriter font—minimalist, sarcastic, and painfully relatable. Understated but bold, it’s a design that works anywhere from the office to your couch (especially when you’d rather be anywhere else).

Printed on the Comfort Colors pullover, this heavyweight fleece crewneck delivers garment-dyed softness with a vintage washed look. Cozy, durable, and unapologetic—exactly the way sarcasm should feel.

✨ Product Features

  • Printed on Comfort Colors crewneck sweatshirts—ultra-soft, pigment-dyed, and built for comfort
  • 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester for a cozy, midweight feel
  • Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband for structure without stiffness
  • Garment-dyed for that vintage-inspired, broken-in look
  • Direct-to-garment printed for a soft, faded design that blends beautifully with the fabric
  • Printed-to-order to reduce waste and overproduction
  • Note: Color may vary slightly due to screen settings and lighting

✨ Sizing + Fit

  • Unisex relaxed fit—intended to feel easy, comfy, and roomy
  • True to size for a standard relaxed look
  • Size up 1–2 sizes for a cozy, oversized feel
  • Need measurements? Check the full Size Guide

✨ Care Instructions

  • Wash inside out with cold water before wearing
  • Air dry for best results—or tumble dry low if needed
  • Do not iron over the design
  • Do not dry clean
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