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Midnight Siren Co

i hate it here Tank Top – Comfort Colors Unisex Minimalist Sarcastic Shirt

i hate it here Tank Top – Comfort Colors Unisex Minimalist Sarcastic Shirt

Regular price $35.00 USD
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When the vibe check fails, let your shirt do the talking. The “i hate it here” tank top keeps it short, sharp, and sarcastic in clean typewriter font on a vintage-dyed classic. Minimalist design meets heavyweight softness, making it a staple for hot days, layered fits, or anywhere you’d rather not be.

Printed on the Comfort Colors tee, this unisex tank delivers a relaxed fit and garment-dyed softness with a broken-in feel from the first wear. Perfect for summer sarcasm, gym sessions, or pairing with cutoffs and a whole lot of side-eye.

✨ Product Features

  • Printed on Comfort Colors tanks—pigment-dyed and pre-shrunk for that broken-in, beach-day feel
  • Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for soft color and texture
  • Self-fabric binding at neck and armholes for a polished, vintage finish
  • Side-seamed for added structure and a flattering fit
  • Printed-to-order to reduce waste and overproduction
  • Note: Color may vary slightly due to screen settings and lighting

✨ Sizing + Fit

  • Unisex fit—relaxed and comfortable
  • True to size for a laid-back look
  • Size up for an oversized or cover-up-style fit
  • Need measurements? Check the full Size Guide

✨ Care Instructions

  • Wash inside out with cold water before wearing
  • Air dry for best results—or tumble dry low if needed
  • Do not iron over the design
  • Do not dry clean
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