Printed on a Comfort Colors sweatshirt, this design features the iconic phrase “in my defense, i have none” in soft, understated lettering. It’s the perfect blend of moody, poetic energy, and self-aware humor — a sweatshirt for the daydreamers, overthinkers, and girlies who apologize… but only sometimes.
With its garment-dyed fleece and vintage-washed texture, this crewneck feels like a treasured sweatshirt from a quiet cabin weekend or a melancholic playlist loop. Cozy, nostalgic, and beautifully snarky — it’s the ideal uniform for staying indoors and avoiding accountability with aesthetic flair.
✨ Product Features
Printed on Comfort Colors crewneck sweatshirts—ultra-soft, pigment-dyed, and built for comfort
80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester for a cozy, midweight feel
Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband for structure without stiffness
Garment-dyed for that vintage-inspired, broken-in look
Direct-to-garment printed for a soft, faded design that blends beautifully with the fabric
Printed-to-order to reduce waste and overproduction
Note: Color may vary slightly due to screen settings and lighting
✨ Sizing + Fit
Unisex relaxed fit—intended to feel easy, comfy, and roomy
