Printed on a Comfort Colors t-shirt, this design features the witty phrase “in my defense, i have none” — because accountability looks better in a vintage-wash tee. It’s the perfect mix of self-awareness and sarcasm for those who know they’re a little unhinged, but at least honest about it.
Made from heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton, this shirt feels like your favorite worn-in tee from day one. Soft, cozy, and full of personality, it’s your go-to for coffee runs, bad decisions, or both.
✨ Product Features
Printed on Comfort Colors tees—beloved for their rich pigment-dyed tones, vintage vibes, and ultra-soft feel
Garment-dyed for a lived-in look and broken-in comfort from day one
100% ring-spun cotton with a relaxed unisex fit
Direct-to-garment print softens with every wash for a perfectly worn-in feel
Printed-to-order to minimize waste and overproduction
Note: Color may vary slightly due to screen settings and lighting
✨ Sizing + Fit
Unisex relaxed fit—intended to feel easy, comfy, and casual
Size down for a more fitted look
Size up 1–3 sizes for an oversized or T-shirt dress vibe
