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Midnight Siren Co
swearing helps sweatshirt – Comfort Colors Sarcastic Minimalist Crewneck
swearing helps sweatshirt – Comfort Colors Sarcastic Minimalist Crewneck
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Some coping mechanisms just work better than others. The “Swearing Helps” sweatshirt delivers dry, sarcastic humor in minimalist typewriter font—simple, sharp, and straight to the point. Equal parts cozy and unapologetic, it’s the pullover that proves profanity can, in fact, be therapeutic.
Printed on the Comfort Colors sweatshirt, this heavyweight crewneck has garment-dyed softness and a vintage washed look. Built for comfort with just the right amount of edge, it’s your go-to sweatshirt for embracing the week with attitude.
✨ Product Features
- Printed on Comfort Colors crewneck sweatshirts—ultra-soft, pigment-dyed, and built for comfort
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester for a cozy, midweight feel
- Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband for structure without stiffness
- Garment-dyed for that vintage-inspired, broken-in look
- Direct-to-garment printed for a soft, faded design that blends beautifully with the fabric
- Printed-to-order to reduce waste and overproduction
- Note: Color may vary slightly due to screen settings and lighting
✨ Sizing + Fit
- Unisex relaxed fit—intended to feel easy, comfy, and roomy
- True to size for a standard relaxed look
- Size up 1–2 sizes for a cozy, oversized feel
- Need measurements? Check the full Size Guide
✨ Care Instructions
- Wash inside out with cold water before wearing
- Air dry for best results—or tumble dry low if needed
- Do not iron over the design
- Do not dry clean
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