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Swearing Helps T-Shirt – Comfort Colors Sarcastic Minimalist Graphic Tee

Swearing Helps T-Shirt – Comfort Colors Sarcastic Minimalist Graphic Tee

Regular price $35.00 USD
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Sometimes a four-letter word says more than a thousand calm ones. The “Swearing Helps” tee delivers minimalist sarcasm in crisp typewriter font, proving that honesty doesn’t need decoration. It’s simple, sharp, and just a little rebellious—like your vocabulary on a Monday morning.

Printed on the Comfort Colors tee, this shirt is garment-dyed for vintage softness with a perfectly lived-in look. Whether you’re venting at work, powering through the week, or just embracing the therapy of profanity, this tee gets it.

✨ Product Features

  • Printed on Comfort Colors tees—beloved for their rich pigment-dyed tones, vintage vibes, and ultra-soft feel
  • Garment-dyed for a lived-in look and broken-in comfort from day one
  • 100% ring-spun cotton with a relaxed unisex fit
  • Direct-to-garment print softens with every wash for a perfectly worn-in feel
  • Printed-to-order to minimize waste and overproduction
  • Note: Color may vary slightly due to screen settings and lighting

✨ Sizing + Fit

  • Unisex relaxed fit—intended to feel easy, comfy, and casual
  • Size down for a more fitted look
  • Size up 1–3 sizes for an oversized or T-shirt dress vibe
  • Need measurements? Check the full Size Guide

✨ Care Instructions

  • Wash inside out with cold water before wearing
  • Air dry for best results—or tumble dry low if needed (dryer use may slightly fade the print)
  • Do not iron over the design
  • Do not dry clean
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