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Swearing Helps T-Shirt – Comfort Colors Sarcastic Minimalist Graphic Tee
Swearing Helps T-Shirt – Comfort Colors Sarcastic Minimalist Graphic Tee
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Sometimes a four-letter word says more than a thousand calm ones. The “Swearing Helps” tee delivers minimalist sarcasm in crisp typewriter font, proving that honesty doesn’t need decoration. It’s simple, sharp, and just a little rebellious—like your vocabulary on a Monday morning.
Printed on the Comfort Colors tee, this shirt is garment-dyed for vintage softness with a perfectly lived-in look. Whether you’re venting at work, powering through the week, or just embracing the therapy of profanity, this tee gets it.
✨ Product Features
- Printed on Comfort Colors tees—beloved for their rich pigment-dyed tones, vintage vibes, and ultra-soft feel
- Garment-dyed for a lived-in look and broken-in comfort from day one
- 100% ring-spun cotton with a relaxed unisex fit
- Direct-to-garment print softens with every wash for a perfectly worn-in feel
- Printed-to-order to minimize waste and overproduction
- Note: Color may vary slightly due to screen settings and lighting
✨ Sizing + Fit
- Unisex relaxed fit—intended to feel easy, comfy, and casual
- Size down for a more fitted look
- Size up 1–3 sizes for an oversized or T-shirt dress vibe
- Need measurements? Check the full Size Guide
✨ Care Instructions
- Wash inside out with cold water before wearing
- Air dry for best results—or tumble dry low if needed (dryer use may slightly fade the print)
- Do not iron over the design
- Do not dry clean
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