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Midnight Siren Co

swearing helps Tank Top – Comfort Colors Unisex Minimalist Sarcastic Shirt

swearing helps Tank Top – Comfort Colors Unisex Minimalist Sarcastic Shirt

Regular price $35.00 USD
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Profanity works better than meditation—at least when it’s this comfortable. The “swearing helps” tank top delivers dry sarcasm in clean typewriter font on a garment-dyed classic. Minimalist and sharp, it’s the perfect summer staple for anyone who knows a few four-letter words go a long way.

Printed on the Comfort Colors tank, this unisex tank is soft, heavyweight, and vintage-dyed for that lived-in feel from the very first wear. Perfect for warm days, layering, or letting your sarcasm speak louder than the heat.

✨ Product Features

  • Printed on Comfort Colors tanks—pigment-dyed and pre-shrunk for that broken-in, beach-day feel
  • Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for soft color and texture
  • Self-fabric binding at neck and armholes for a polished, vintage finish
  • Side-seamed for added structure and a flattering fit
  • Printed-to-order to reduce waste and overproduction
  • Note: Color may vary slightly due to screen settings and lighting

✨ Sizing + Fit

  • Unisex fit—relaxed and comfortable
  • True to size for a laid-back look
  • Size up for an oversized or cover-up-style fit
  • Need measurements? Check the full Size Guide

✨ Care Instructions

  • Wash inside out with cold water before wearing
  • Air dry for best results—or tumble dry low if needed
  • Do not iron over the design
  • Do not dry clean
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